Lessons in logic
If your father is a poor man,
it is your fate but,
if your father-in-law is a poor man,
it’s your stupidity
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I was born intelligent
-education ruined me.
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Practice makes perfect…..
But nobody’s perfect……
so why practice?
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If it’s true that we are here to help others,
then what exactly are the others here for?
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Since light travels faster than sound,
people appear bright until you hear them speak………….
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How come “abbreviated” is such a long word?
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Money is not everything.
There’s Mastercard & Visa.
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One should love animals.
They are so tasty………..
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Behind every successful man,
there is a woman
And behind every unsuccessful man,
there are two.
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Every man should marry.
After all, happiness is not the only thing inlife…….
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The wise never marry.
and when they marry they become otherwise.
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Success is a relative term.
It brings so many relatives.
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Never put off the work till tomorrow
what you can put off today……
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“Your future depends on your dreams”
So go to sleep ………
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There should be a better way to start a day
Than waking up every morning…….
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“Hard work never killed anybody”
But why take the risk………….
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“Work fascinates me”
I can look at it for hours ………
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God made relatives;
Thank God we can choose our friends.
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The more you learn, the more you know,
The more you know, the more you forget
The more you forget, the less you know
So.. why learn.
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A bus station is where a bus stops.
A train station is where a train stops.
On my desk, I have a work station….
what more can i say?
fOund thiS reali funni poSt frOm a bloG i read…
hOpe it bRightens up ppl’S mOnday!
LOL
i’m loOking faRwaRd to wOrk enDing foR today…
*Grin*
hmMmmmz.. is anybOdy gonna tag me n scOld me foR poSting so mani spaCes foR this poSt again? LOL